Ten Tips to Become a 21st Century Great Teacher in Bhutan

These are the time- tested, right- hand- thumb-okay-ed ten tips for the Bhutanese. These tips will also work for any other teacher.Tips can be put under three headings. Before going to school.While in School. After School.
Before going to school
1. Wash your face and clean your teeth with water (Teacher is a role model)
2. Eat your breakfast ( Hungry teacher is angry teacher)
3. Carry the teaching load on your back, side, and put some in your head(Teacher is healthy, strong and intelligent)

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While in School
1. Say "Good Morning" in the morning( Teacher knows everything and is not confused)
2. Say "Good afternoon" in the afternoon
3. Say " Good bye" after the class(Teacher is happy with the lessons and the bell)
After School
1. Collect home work, put it on your table(Notes are too heavy to carry home)
2. Collect your teaching timetable, put it in your head(The next day come early, if your cooking is fast enough)
3. Go home and  do the family chores(Teacher is a family person)

Finally, sleep with the worry that you did not correct any student home work(Teacher is not a machine)

This is not funny. Funny it may seem to the readers who do not see what is practical.
 There cannot be more serious article than this to give these tips.