Sep 7, 2012

How to Become World Famous Blogger

To be a world famous blogger is easy but to become a world famous blogger is not a night's sacrifice.
Every blogger has a dream of high viewers’ traffic. Perhaps over night dream come true.
Here are a few practical steps to follow. If you follow one step follow the next. You can sometimes skip the unimportant step.
First-of-all understand that there are three types of active bloggers.Husbands.Wives.Children.
Today.
Steps for a husband to become a world famous blogger.
  1. Complete your days task, if you had any and
  2. Discuss with your family about who will prepare dinner.Only cowards will not do this.
  3. If the other part of you is not willing, ask the third part(your children)
  4. If all agree, it is fine you can follow the next step.The probability of accepting your request is not very high by the statistics available so far.
  5. Prepare dinner.
  6. Serve everyone in the family.
  7. Collect all the utensils and clean them, arrange them neatly and clean the dining room. These activities you may have to do because by now everyone is tired of days work and activities.
  8. Make beds for your family.
  9. Ask children to close the TV sets. If they don’t listen to you, give them ten minutes to watch.
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  11. After ten minutes you switch off the TV button. Your children start to grumble.
  12. Next step is quite un-advisable, but you may carry out as well.
  13. Give a minute of advice on the disadvantage of watching TV   (for parents there is no advantage in TV viewing)
  14. Your children may get bored by your talk, pull their ears and push their heads to-wards the beds.
  15. Everything is calm now.
  16. You sit down.
  17. Switch on your writing gadget (PC, tablet, mobile, paper, pen….)
  18. It is advisable you have a nice writing page connected to fast internet. Slow connections may lull you to sleep.
Now you are ready.In order not to disturb your free flow of blog ideas, it is wise for you to go to the toilet and complete your toilet tasks.
  1. Come back. Sit down. Open your blog page. Wait for a minute to initialize.
You have forgotten one thing. One important thing. Put off the lights.
While returning from the light switches do not forget to be careful of your grumbling children. A slight touch may ignite their tears.
Walk slowly. Put of the lights on all the rooms. By doing so everything is cool, dark and calm.
Come near your table.
  1. Do not go tooo near to the computer table, darkness is terrible.
  2. Hit the PC key, please conform that you hit the right key to wake up  the computer from sleep.
  3. Do not hit,on esc,del,shift, caps……………a, b,c………1,2,3,4….do not hit.
  4. F1,f2,f3 are function keys, so do not even think of them.
  5. Hit the touch pad.

OK.Perfect.
Decide first
  1. Now, think of a nice,trendy topic.These examples may help you.
  • I had a bad day today, I had to prepare dinner for my wife
  • TV is bad for bloggers
  • Kids are bad for bloggers
  • Darkness is good for ghosts
  • Am I a ghost?
  • Tomorrow I will be the world famous blogger inside a mosquito net.
Now topics are ready.
TWO WORKABLE GOOD STEPS FOR BLOG WRITING
  1. Write one and close the blog page.
  2. Continue the next day. It is 3:00 AM.
Everyone has to sleep to become a world famous blogger.
The idea of blogging is not bad, to become a world famous blogger, ask your children to blog for you when they are not watching tv or not playing games or not sleeping.
Or ask them not disturb your dream.
See you, then.
I will come up with steps to be a good blogger if you are a mother. It is easy.

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